09-02-2010

Chinese is stressing me out all over again. BLEH. remember this time, last year, we were crazy with Chinese intensive? Good times, good times.

anyway, let me show you the Purple Nixon wallet that I MUST HAVE:

so cool right. its leather inside and idk what outside. unforch, they have only ONE left in fucken SG and its at Heeren and I just could not buy it with that stain righ smackt in the middle! anw, I think I have a sudden, strange obsession with Purple. okay, and maybe Nixon too. I like the purple watch too! its just too damn cool!

So, I've pinned all my hopes of getting the wallet and MAYBE the watch , on Ruri. teehee! Good thing she's going to Melbourne afterall. WAHAHAHA! no I'm totally kidding. S.I.G.H. I wish I could go with her. maybe accompany her for a week or two. That would be cool. my last stay in Melbourne was def NOT enough. Rawr!

btw, I've alrd got a pair of baggy jeans from ZARA. I'm lacking a top. this is so stressful. cos school ends late on most days so I only have this Saturday to hunt for it.

Today was GOOD. the boys planned to play Ball during free period today and I was watching with the girls. omg, I couldn't resist. so I stripped (off my skirt, la) and joined them. the best part- they were rough and fun! I havent touched the ball in a long long time. it was good, good fun. we're playing ball tmr again and soccer on Thursday. AWESOME! WAHAHAHA!

my class is stressful. Nobody wants to help me.  the girls I mean. and I'm sitting alone for Chinese. I miss my bitchesssss.

in no particular order so no sensitivity here pls esp you CY;

- @adaliaplease

- @Aarella

- @caicaiyannie

- @Airnerbell

- @Rurieats

- @SherriAnne

- @Jedikey

- @teexsaurus

- BUTTY!

and omg, I got a mind block. the names arent coming in ~~

MEET ON FRIDAY PLS. COLLECT YEAR BOOK, GO BAI NIAN TO LAOSHI. Sherri ah, text Laoshi tell her wait for us leh.

My life would suck SUCKS without you.

Sheryl ah Sheryl, when will you stop being an auntie?

08-02-2010

today's the first day I wore CJ's uniform. so for those of you who CANNOT see me in one, start imagining. I'm like, 5kg lighter than the last time you saw me so please, not a cow in the MI-looking uniform. lean more towards that gorgeous babe, slim and tan in the uniform. Heehee!

Lessons started last friday. and do you know what was the first chap we're doing for Math? BINOMIAL THEOREM LIKE WTF.  I hate that crap. and on friday the lecturer was like, "Dont you think he's a genius?" referring to Pascal here, and immediately, the whole LT bustled with jibberish; the main thing you would've heard was, "I hate that fucking guy." and, "Fuck Pascal".

HA!

but I liked Math lecture TODAY. cos the lecturer was darn funny and hilarious. I didn't like my GP lecturer on friday. turned out to be my GP tutor as well. I don't like her slang. I dont like that she keeps urging us to copy whatever she says. sometimes I just dont get what she's trying to say yanaw? widda slang and stuffz.

AND I KNOW LAOSHI IS DYING TO SEE ME, I WANT MY CHICKEN WINGS TOO! but unforch, the school is being a bitch. we're dismissed at 12 on friday. and they want to give us recess from 9-10. LIKE HELLO? do you not have brains? or do they grow where your ass is? Recess is redundant on a half day like this! JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

2 years.. I can do this. Geez. no no no, I cant.

I am the master of my fate,

I am the captain of my soul.

EVERYBODY LOVES BETTY WHITE.

Yup, got that right, SA did not call me. Why so suay? WHY? Why they want the CCA people? people like Kezia. WHY???? why they want 15 pointers and not 12? this is not fairrrrrrrrr!  S.I.G.H.

so anw, this is how the CJ cheer goes-

Leaders: "CJC IGNITE!"

Reply: "FLAME ON!"

however, the very first few times I heard it, it sounded like this-

Leaders: "CJC UNITE!"

Reply: "FAME WHORE!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  

so anyway, orientation was crazy. really crazy. esp the last day. I was, prolly the only least enthu person. Bleh.

and the 2 hours of "Finale" in the auditorium was seriously, plain, torture. I was dying. the J1 "skits" were, Horrible. it was, worse than the sec ones that danced on stage for teachers day. they were, comparable to drunkards performing ge tai during the ghost month. it was, so, so very- painful. and have I mentioned, I absolutely cannot stand attention seeking losers. would you go to a new school and start acting on stage for the whole cohort plus some J2s, and fling your hair and scream our your lines when they were supposed to be spoken out gently and act like a stupid fuckass with basically no self conscious? and not to forget, embarrass your whole fucking self by speaking incoherently and exaggerating your actions? for me, def NOT.

Miss Aussie like Fuck.

and Ruri's going in barely 13 days time for 4 fucking years.

I'm going to fucking cry.

I think P!nk is so damn cool and HOT.

I think the Kardashian sisters are nothing but shameless attention seekers.

It would be nice to be Emma Watson for a day. (I would totally dump her-my shitass ugly, balding boyfriend)

I miss Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel.

I am SOFA KING... Sad.

Mahuika

CJ put me in a house- Mahuika. I THINK its purple. I really dont know. anw, the cheers are quite dumb. and there's this J2, who rly acts like a weird person when she gets us to make noise. it made me miss COOKE so fucking muchhhhhh.

I have to dragon boat tmr. SA calls successful appeal applicants tmr. Fuck man! why why why am I so unlucky?! why chop chop confirm 9 on the dot cannot?!  Why Why WHYYYYY!

so, tmr while dragon boating, I will have my phone wrapped in a plastic bag and on general mode and my ring tone will be "Hey Jude" AND THE VOLUME WILL BE THE LOUDEST!

and today- I picked up $10 from the floor and returned it to the owner cos she didnt even know she dropped it. $10 bucks leh! think about the amount of food I can buy with $10 bucks! but no, I knew what the right thing to do was. and I returned it to her. I did a good deed today.  I will get the call tmr!

If I dont, I lau kui la~~

btw, my class got 17 boys and 9 girls.

AND OMFG, ONE OF THE BOYS IS MFT'S COUSIN! uh.... I cant remember his name.

Boy: do you know who's Melody Tan?

Me: -..- uhm, mm.

Boy: what do you think of her?

Me: you Really want to know?

Boy: she damn bitch right!

Me: SHE'S A FUCKING BITCH!

and we started bitching about MFT. and he told me that he fought with her mother and her mother is very arrogant. NO WONDER LA! MEI YOU JIA JIAO! like mother like daughter! tsk tsk tsk.

if you want to know why CJ had the highest pregnancy rate, just look at the Mass dance la. must couple up, hold hands, dance stupid dance moves... and omg, look at their fucking games. seriously. they want as much "guy-girl" contact as possible. during one of the games today, I was swearing my lungs out at the boy behind. fucking pulling me apart okay. and everyone in front was swearing at the back as well. and I WAS THE MIDDLE ONE, YKNOW! the front was pulling and be back was lagging. fucking stupid.

k bye.

Arrogance

Lately, I've had encounters with seriously rude and arrogant people. let me give you an example. oh yes, Melody Tan from 4/6 '09. I call her, MFT- MelodyFuckingTan. please hear me out before you judge me:

so I was in SA and met Nat and Everest.. we were sitting down and I was filling up my form. Whee, MFT decided to "join" us.

MFT: (to Nat) what school did you get posted to?

Nat: ---.

MFT: ohh. (to Everest) you leh?

Everest: ---.

MFT: ooh. (to me, but I obviously was busy filling up my form RIGHT?) what about you?

P.S. HER NOSE WAS IN THE SKY.

MFT: Innova ah?

Me: NO. ---.

MFT: blah blah blah yada yada yada, I got no friends leh blah blah yada yada....

omfg, have you EVER met anyone more rude than MFT? I mean, seriously.

you're so fucking arrogant. and you dont look Down (literally) at people when you talk to them. maintain a plateaued eye contact with the person youre speaking with. this is called MANNERS. Fucking proud and rude. I feel so sorry for you. you know why? cos I'm pretty sure you wont make it far in life, with such a horrible attitude and lousy character. Sucker.

on a lighter note, I love the four monkeys. I dont know what I'd do if they weren't there last night. I would've lived - or died- through dinner a loner. oh well. This happens when you talk/blog nonsense OR if you act as a total hypocritical bitch with no fucking life, yknow? so after dinner, we all squeezed into Pat's mother's SUV/MPV. like, all 15 of us. it was crazy. Really crazy. and for the first time in my life, I felt like Yao Ming. because I could not straighten my head. being short Does have its pros, afterall. Good for Vic...

she drove us to Dempsey for B&Js. I would love to drive a car. but I alrd said, I Must buy my own first car. so I think I'll stick to my Vespa plan for now.  yeah, its dangerous, but if I drive my parents car, my parents drive who's car? and my sister is prolly gna inherit my granduncle's car alrd which leaves me with WHAT? oh yes, my good old pair of sneakers...

Lyfe sux with so many siblings.

I am going to miss you. and I will Pon school if your flight's in the morning.

why do you have to fucking go?